Software Engineering Teacher at the Urban Assembly Gateway School For Technology, Mr. Re became bald after his major loss at the Battle of The Pathways. Such a promising career as a teacher and potential model went down the drain after the loss of his luscious locks. Mr Re stated that “the loss of my hair is the fault of my own students for letting me down”. Doctors have deduced “ It must have been the stress of teaching a room full of Sophomores”. Mr. Re cried for days after being dethroned in his battle of the pathways dynasty. What he didn’t know was that his baldness would go on to make him the most radiant being to touch all of UAG land. His new look captivated students, attracting a record number of software students and their grades skyrocketed. Mr. Re the G.O.A.T. realized he doesn’t need hair or a wig to be a great teacher, all he needed was to be himself.
(Please note that this is satire and no tech teachers were harmed in the creation of this article)
